I've said before my price is a BYD Sealion 7 if Xi is listening.
And sounds like this guy is bad at opsec. Don't do handover in empty cafes, do it in places that are public but busy. And you could probably just set up a consultancy or a foundation and give this shit away with a much more legal veneer.

I was riding my ebike to work then some unc on his phone ran into it, now my bike's in getting serviced and I need to drive again.
I think everyone should stop driving