It's sad, really. So much humanity just bought for a sum. So much offered with nothing expected in return. There's always someone who will try to profit from stuff like that, and they're always horrible, horrible people.

"to test US"

us. not her. us. fuck her, it's for us.

i'm surprised you didn't smack someone.

my unemployment, anxienty, depression, and alcoholism need to have a chat with Epicurus..

Suggestion: Let's NOT do the shit they do instead!

just started looking for a new job for the first time since around 2008.. am i correct to assume that absolutely NOTHING is real any more? not just craigslist (which is funny to think i'm looking for a job there to begin with, but fuck i've checked everything). i've sent out so many resumes, and i think it's all just fake posts collecting data. how does anyone apply for a fucking job these days? i can't even find reputable postings for call centers any more.

1. Tell them that's what it really stands for
2. Say it over and over and over and over
3. Country fixed. America is great again!

I mean, it's already worked on them already...

5. Eventually return to Mint and admit you don't know as much as you thought you did

not a stupid question, and the answer is yes! potatoes are really resilient. you can reproduce them by cutting off and planting their 'eyes' (sorry, that's the word for it - eww), and they also contain a ton of energy that lets them reach out like something from a nightmare.

i once forgot about a bag of potatoes i bought and left under the kitchen sink for a while. it was like a scene from a Cronenberg movie when i found it

Infinite eyes

i think AssEater9001 might still be free...

reddit has redditors

lemmy has... lemmings?

We breed our own here, too, unfortunately