Maybe it’s just because so much porn is full of conventionally hot women but i definitely prefer it if I don’t find the people attractive. Like. I don’t know why but it’s always better that way.

I think the element of danger in heterosexual female sexuality is a thing, but I also don’t think it’s as big of a cause for women’s general preference for…. Choosiness? As you may think.

Every woman I’ve ever known that’s decided to experiment with other women has told me how confused and frustrated they are at how difficult it is to find another woman to fuck.

Like. If danger was the only reason, either with physical safety or stds or pregnancy, you’d expect to see the lesbian community as slutty as the gay male community. And it just…. Isn’t.

I just want to watch completely average-looking people fuck and enjoy it

And my axe!

My spinarettes are tingling and my pedipalps are quivering in anticipation. I’ve deposited some of my sperm on my web for you, and the thought you jamming into your cephalothorax is so hot.

Me too

Is that a debit card ? What’s going on with the case? I’ve seen many vaginas but the phone - that is a mystery.

Horses are creepy

I worked at a McDonald’s that had a play place back in the day.

Almost every day some kid would shit, piss, or puke in it.

The movie is so fucking dumb. I absolutely love the avatar movies in 3d at the theatre but there’s zero reason to ever watch it at home. The movie really exists as a way to hold together wildly ambitious visual art

So. You’ll hear no argument from me on how banal the thing is. The setting, the plot, the characters. None of it does anything particularly engaging.

But holy fucking shit this movie and the one before it were breathtaking visual spectacles that I’ve not seen before or since.

Shopping at home hardware is such a weird experience. You can ask questions and the people working there actually know the answers to the questions and can point you in the right direction.

It’s weird to interact with someone that isn’t a fucking troglodyte that knows nothing about the products they’re selling.

I fucking hate camping so much