Last time I was on a road trip, the 10-minute-long "Stuck In The Drive-Thru" came up on my stream and about halfway through, my daughter in the back seat goes "Who is this?!? It's epic!" I think she's been hooked on Weird Al ever since?

mocktails and marijuana

I'm liking this as a potential album name.

Noticed you haven't been getting any feedback on this. That's probably a good thing right? ;)

If you need an expert on the long-discontinued Motorola 96002 digital signal processor, I'm your guy! I wrote an entire graphical operating system in its assembly language and still need to maintain it from time to time, so my skills remain sharp.

The city where I live has a musical instrument lending library. I don't know how common these are? Ours started when a cherished local musician passed away and his eclectic collection became the library. Over the years, more people have donated instruments and there is an annual festival to raise funds for their upkeep. (As a local musician, I'm actually playing at said festival today.)

Anyway, it works just like a regular library. You get your library card and check out an instrument and it doesn't cost you a penny. And there are all kinds of videos online these days to give you pointers on how to play. I guess if you get really serious, you'll probably want some one-on-one tutoring, but if you're just doing it for kicks and don't have any plans to join a band or whatever, you can just have some fun and see how far you can get on your own?

Do you just see white along the crack? Nothing darker? In that case you're probably fine? I chipped my front tooth when I was a kid in the stupidest accident ever. I was playing some game with friends outside and started laughing so uncontrollably I hit my tooth on a stone fence. It didn't even hurt but my friends were like "dude!"

The dentist repaired it with some sort of fake enamel-looking stuff which lasted a number of years before falling off. They did it again and it fell off again. Eventually I was like you know what? Let's just leave it this time. It's not causing me any grief.

Anyway, as middle-aged guy, I have lost one tooth from infection at this point, but it had nothing to do with the chip. It was a gum infection that led to a root canal and eventually they had to remove the whole thing. I'm contemplating whether to get an implant but again, it doesn't really bother me that it's missing? It's pretty far back.

For future reference, if you ever see a pussy white looking mark on your gum a little above the tooth, that's an abscess and do get that shit looked at pronto. It'll probably hurt and let you know it's there though.

This is a big deal. The UN doesn't throw the term genocide around lightly. And I thank the OP for linking directly to their site to give as unadulterated a reporting as possible.

I will never again question the need for that extra protective lining around the gonads in a swimsuit.

As a Canadian, I am not surprised. As global warming melts away the arctic, every country with any sort of territorial claim is asserting it at this point. Many are interested in the drilling and fishing rights. Canada is additionally interested in controlling the Northwest Passage, which is looking rather Panama Canal-like in its potential.

The business with who owns which continental shelf is where the real political battle is brewing, since it's easy to interpret the geological data in different ways to suit each country. A much-increased military presence in the arctic seems inevitable.

Same in Japanese. araiguma translates as washing bear.

So… Chinese Watergate?

Oh shit! Are you ok man?