That was a fun read!

~~I really hope these are all somehow from real textbooks. The more of these that I see, the more I'm starting to think they're ai.~~

Lmao I just watched the video this is from. Ignore me and go play video games for several hours.

You're lucky, I've never done that and still get them.

Why does this even happen?

Seconding The Silt Verses! It's such a good story and beautifully told.

The guy who played John Chriton in Farscape.

He was very suited to the action and comedy stuff in the show, but there's just something kinda gormless about his face that made him mathing out and frantically writing sums on the floor seem more unbelievable than the muppet space opera going on around him.

You'd think their god would've got the message by now and granted them gills or something.

How big is a bowl of petunias?

My urge to spirograph the Vatican is getting stronger.

What textbooks are you using?

Krysten Ritter in Orphan Black: Echos. They gave her glasses and a blazer and it was not convincing.

I've met computer nerds who look like 50, but I haven't seen the media the image is from so maybe his acting sucked, idk.

That's a crocodile, they have pointy faces. Aligators are the ones with the wide snouts.