According to Hermes, technically correct is the best kind of correct.

I just wonder what Discovery would've turned out like if Bryan Fuller had stuck around as the showrunner.

Boston and Charlotte need to be defragged.

That thing belongs at the Daft Punk Minions Disco.

Regardless, he takes it and starts spinning it around before throwing it which was entirely unnecessary and only for show. He could've just as easily deflected it to a safer location.

I'd say renaming it Canola was probably a very wise decision.

Pot, meet kettle.

I'd rather be on the actual toilet instead of shitting my pants on an imaginary toilet.

*a carber

Why do rednecks have names like Joe Bob or in the case Markwayne? Because they don't know which one of his mother's brothers is the father.

Was about to ask where supercritical gender fluid was, then realized that I'm just getting old and my eyes just weren't working well.

That's the last time I'm going to Best Buy!