The Vulcan Science Directorate has determined that time travel is impossible.

I tried to forget about them

If Twitter is any indication, he'll do a great job destroying the space station.

Could just be that her kids made it for her and she obliged them by wearing it.

We just need a Heisenberg compensator. Then we can make all of those things work.

I saw a video once of what was supposed to be a race between about 8 corgis. Instead of running toward the finish line, they all just started trying to herd each other.

This vacuum cleaner sucks.

David Bowie's widow.

This reminds me of the lyrics for Hello (from the dark side) by Royish Good Looks

The should throw in another event and call it Chess (Beat)boxing

They're missing a golden opportunity to call the file manager Fossifile Manager

Frasier would be proud of this one