I can't find a date.

Have you tried tinder?

Hubris

Honestly, as often as warp cores fail to eject when needed, regular ejections could help ensure they'll work as expected.

Yeah, baseballs too.

MXC.

Right you are, Ken.

Did you look in the ol' prison pocket?

Who the hell goes to a bar to order water?

Turns out that DB Cooper was on the flight.

Yup. I actually read the label on one once. It's amazing what useful info you can get from product labels.

I always figured that if I went on and expedition to areas with big cats, I'd be sure to pack a laser pointer and a hand vacuum.

A penny-farthing looks like a unicycle with a training wheel.

Just your typical restroom in Texas