Within 48 hours of this movie coming out, I'm going to see at least five dudes I went to high school and college with post on facebook that they're looking for the Harley to their Joker

Lol, Russell Brand. Remember when Mark Fisher's "Exiting the Vampire Castle" used Brand as an example of a leftist unfairly targeted by the left?

I never want to have a conversation with one of these clowns but I always want to ask "can you show me a single example of people pushing a US official left after getting them elected?"

And if anyone is reading this and has never heard it said aloud, unfortunately it's pronounced "coh-burn"

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Freedom of Speech depicts a scene of a 1942 Arlington town meeting in which Jim Edgerton, the lone dissenter to the town selectmen's announced plans to build a new school, as the old one had burned down, was accorded the floor as a matter of protocol.

"Who needs a new school, we can use them kids in the mines!"

Both film versions of Solaris, though for vastly different reasons. Lem's original novel is super dry and hard sci fi, like most of Lem's work, which isn't my favorite kind of sci fi. Both films really delve into the fascinating psychological questions of the situation Kelvin finds himself in. The Tarkovsky version is the best, unsurprisingly, since Tarkovsky is the GOAT, but I also really enjoy the Soderbergh version with George Clooney. The latter is hollywoodized compared to the Soviet version, but still is a really interesting and gorgeous movie

When I was a kid I wasn't allowed to do any stuff with Pokémon because they evolved (and presumably weren't intelligently designed)

They do look goofy but starting to use one was literally life-changing; my sleep beforehand was so bad that my spouse, coworkers, and friends were all like "Damn, you okay?" all the time

Where did they go?

Dinosaurs are liberals

Getting his penis plaque checked is basically getting his urethra roto-rootered