[-] vamputer@infosec.pub 24 points 8 months ago

Hmm, I wonder how many people that believe this would also happen to be the people who raise hell when nobody gives enough of a shit to make their burger right..

[-] vamputer@infosec.pub 21 points 8 months ago

And then, in the case of it explaining how to counterfeit money, the AI gets so excited about solving the puzzle, it immediately disregards everything else and shouts the word in all-caps just like a real idiot would. It's so lifelike..

[-] vamputer@infosec.pub 66 points 9 months ago

So, the only way to beat Danny DeVito is to confuse him into thinking it's always sunny?

[-] vamputer@infosec.pub 64 points 9 months ago

Sandwiches are named after a Welsh peasant dish that originally consisted of witch meat between two bricks of baked sand. It was terrible and offered little nutritional value, but was very popular due to the great availability of witch meat and lack of any real alternatives for nourishment.

[-] vamputer@infosec.pub 46 points 9 months ago

🚨🚨🚨BLUE SKY EN ROUTE

[-] vamputer@infosec.pub 32 points 9 months ago

As a Texan who wants nothing to do with these absolute fucking morons, but whose life is directly impacted by their asinine whims: please don't encourage them. I can't afford to leave yet.

[-] vamputer@infosec.pub 68 points 10 months ago

Hmm..you may be right. I'll get my Hispanic friend to run it and see if he gets the same result.

[-] vamputer@infosec.pub 19 points 10 months ago

Not only that, but if you have no choice but to buy a car with internet connectivity, these are supposed to be the kind of bells and whistles they give to at least make it SEEM like you're not being completely taken advantage of. It's like a double-dip. "We're giving your car connectivity so we can sell your telemetry, AND we get to charge you for all the useful features, too!"

If it costs SO much to maintain these services, cool. I'd be happy to save the poor little car manufacturers money by buying a model that uses no connectivity whatsoever. But, for some reason, they don't seem to want to offer that. Gee, I wonder why.

Demand more out of them, because they'll always be looking to get more out of you.

[-] vamputer@infosec.pub 24 points 10 months ago

Well, I can't speak for the others, but it's possible one of the sources for the watermelon thing was my dad

[-] vamputer@infosec.pub 25 points 11 months ago

I don't imagine one earns the title of "yogurt scientist" by being well-adjusted

[-] vamputer@infosec.pub 22 points 11 months ago

Can anyone knowledgeable tell me if those big horns in the front go 'awooga'? It's important.

[-] vamputer@infosec.pub 40 points 11 months ago

Hard to get everyone to come on-time

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