I get these all the time, too. The fun part is, I've never donated to a campaign. I just inherited them from the person who had my number before.

I try not to hold it against Rebecca. She was just standing up for what she believes in.

Testicle bag extend

Love the little exclamation point at the end. We did it, guys! 🎉🥳 🎊🕺

Do nothing, since an infinite number of people implies an inconceivable population overgrowth, so the best possible good for humanity is to cull the population.

Heck, you could probably go out and genocide the rest of the population that isn't tied to the track and still not suffer any real loss. Then, you face the last true enemy: the bloodsoaked beast responsible for the deaths of untold billions- yourself.

Once you've slain that last creature, all of humanity that still remains will be those tied to the railroad track. The only living people will spend their entire lives knowing nothing but the track and the trolley, and the imposing fear that one day, they, too, shall be crushed under its wheels like those before them.

The only life remaining for the human race is now one of terror and eventual slaughter. There are no good outcomes to this conundrum. There are only the uncaring wheels of the trolley.

Arson ❤️

Adding lime branches onto a lemon tree to grow the Sprite Tree™.

For those who don't watch The Simpsons.

Yeah, I like to think I'm immune to advertising until I see one that makes me think "damn, I haven't had Burger Restaurant in a while." The worst part is that I'm fully cognizant of what's happening, and yet I still want some and it'll make me think about it for a while afterward, simply because I'm familiar with the food and how it (usually) tastes.

But, joke's on you, Burger Restaurant! I'm fucking broke, son! Now we're BOTH having our time wasted

I think that's an important thing that seems to get overlooked when this topic comes up. It's a two-way street- if you just want to vent, be sure to say so. Don't get upset when your partner doesn't just assume that's what you want.

Of course, the "two-way street" thing really needs to be emphasized, since the person venting is likely frustrated and can't always be expected to be clearheaded enough to remember to communicate it properly. Also, if all they ever want to do is vent, y'know..maybe that's a pattern you should pick up on eventually (the hypothetical "you," of course. Not the person I'm specifically replying to :P)

At what temperature does matter become Texas?

I like doing entire phrases with some rhymes thrown in. Makes it easier to remember them.

"BonyTonyMoansHe'sOnlyGrownLonely" has a shitload of characters, and a full sentence (even a nonsensical one like that) is more memorable to me than a random handful of disparate words.

The more ridiculous, the better. (And, naturally, don't forget your numbers and symbols)

EDIT: Actually, no idea why I made it all one group of words. So long as spaces are in the password's character space (and they very well should be if friggin' emojis are), there's nothing stopping you from doing an entire, punctuated sentence- other than that we've been conditioned not to think of a password that way.

"Skinny Kenny's friend, Mini Ben, has 20 chins." That should be a fully-acceptable password with 46 characters (48 if you add the quotes), capital letters, numbers, and special characters.