Almost every country has a way to get citizenship in exchange of money

Never heard them but there's something vaguely similar in Italian, going "chi non ha testa abbia gambe" literally "who doesn't have head, have legs" used in various situations like when you go out and forget something (because you didn't think of it) you gotta use your legs to go back and take it

So it's like I'm already paying a subscription...

She's from Israel, she's 78 and she's got his (American, not relevant) husband's money. She already supported Trump, who gave her some medal once elected.
Bye bye Miriam, despite your (husband's) money, you will be forgotten

"Free speech" rotfl

They tried to put together more Karens but everyone of them had the absolute perfect place to host the meeting

Cool, I love etymology. Also mayday has a similar origin, it should come from the French m'aider, meaning help me

Valencia maybe?

Is 3024 the year of Linux on desktop?

Next: sky is blue

Still too little of a percentage, in a country of religious estremists

Throw bibles at him. Hard covers only.