I always felt that broccoli was spelt the way it looked

Just say menses and womenses when in the plural

This was, verbatim, what a child said during an interview. He stumbled and jumbled over his words, uttering this incomprehensible nonsense. Others, however, try to decipher his words and dare to gleam a sliver of truth of the secret machinations of the universe.

she keeps glancing at me

I stop looking at her all the time

hmmm

Was this the dude who sniffed Trump’s seat after the interview?

96 bricks of cocaine? Damn, I can’t believe they found 95 bricks of cocaine. What kind of a dealer has 94 bricks of cocaine?

Bruh I picked human fighter, not human talker

This implies there could be a gay gluttony month and I’m all for it

For those seriously wondering, yes, in the U.S justice system, many celebrities have been on jury duty, as well as several politicians. Unfortunately, fictional characters aren’t typically allowed jury duty, meaning that you’ll never get a Quintesson to give you “Innocent” before throwing you into a vat of Sharkticons.

I thought bats were nocturnal

Ahahhaa, what a relatable meme, because of the amount of sex that I have, because this meme is about sex, which I definitely have a lot of, so I am able to relate

Then explain why the chad in this meme is on the side of the capitalism

You can’t, and your argument lays in shambles