[-] xkbx@startrek.website 78 points 2 months ago

real and wholesome :’)

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 76 points 7 months ago

Took the L on this one

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 65 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Fake: Open source is the most efficient way to get communities to push and develop technology. People gathering to discuss, work, and share solely for the interest of the subject, serves the subject. People putting in effort in exchange for resources will only be serving self-interest, and never be wholly dedicated to the project goal.

Gay: Capitalists are only interested in advancing technology for monetary gain; if reversing genuine improvement serves their greed, they will do (and have done) so.

Edit: double gay, most open source people are also wearing cute thigh high socks rn

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 78 points 11 months ago

From the last time I saw this, what I understood was, the lawyer isn’t asking the witness if there’s a possibility the person in question was alive, the lawyer is trying to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the person in question was not only undeniably dead, but also impossible for the person to be alive.

Source: my memory from a random comment on the internet, pay it forward

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 64 points 1 year ago

I always felt that broccoli was spelt the way it looked

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 64 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This was, verbatim, what a child said during an interview. He stumbled and jumbled over his words, uttering this incomprehensible nonsense. Others, however, try to decipher his words and dare to gleam a sliver of truth of the secret machinations of the universe.

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 77 points 1 year ago

she keeps glancing at me

I stop looking at her all the time

hmmm

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 77 points 1 year ago

Was this the dude who sniffed Trump’s seat after the interview?

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 67 points 1 year ago

96 bricks of cocaine? Damn, I can’t believe they found 95 bricks of cocaine. What kind of a dealer has 94 bricks of cocaine?

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 73 points 1 year ago

Bruh I picked human fighter, not human talker

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 74 points 1 year ago

For those seriously wondering, yes, in the U.S justice system, many celebrities have been on jury duty, as well as several politicians. Unfortunately, fictional characters aren’t typically allowed jury duty, meaning that you’ll never get a Quintesson to give you “Innocent” before throwing you into a vat of Sharkticons.

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 71 points 2 years ago

Then explain why the chad in this meme is on the side of the capitalism

You can’t, and your argument lays in shambles

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