I never knew Extra Fab was so Extra Based

This greentext has lived rent-free in my head for over a decade

Microsoft again?

Fool me once

He’s probably locked up in a vampire basement somewhere

It trickled down over the years

Because of the wizards gathered around and pondering

I had my icon changed several times by other users to mock me on a regular basis

Why do I remember this as good internet

no read ಠ_ಠ

only trans god junk ಠ_ಠ

Only if Johnny plays Morticia and Winona plays Gomez

Wait until you find out “bottoms up” isn’t about a group of people taking an elevator to get mimosas

The chastity is but a service for our christian eyes, for shame did not exist in the garden of eden. Indeed, Adam did walk with that thing in full swing, for then, the gentle sway of his wangdoodle was no more a sinful offence than birds singing, nor Eve’s hooters honking, amen

Also, for anyone over 35, our ability to understand “last decade” means the last 10 years, decreases over time. I read this question and still thought about songs that came out 2009.