If you wear a chastity belt it makes a bullet ricochet noise

So, fun fact, when most people are able to recall whatever incredible idea or artistic vision they had in their dream, they soon realize that it was just their memory replaying something that already existed. An obscure song that you forgot about, a scene from an old movie that you’d think would make for a funny comic strip, etc. Now, this doesn’t mean that people aren’t creative and can’t dream of new things, it just means that your dreams just churn out a vomit of things you’ve processed before.

Source: I made it up

I want that guitar pedal

This comic has lived rent free in my head for years

I never knew Extra Fab was so Extra Based

Screenshot meme and send it

It degrades the quality which thus adds psychological incentive

Source: am shitposting ho

Oh god could you imagine how horrible it would be if a transwoman broke into your house

They’d just eat all my snacks and download F:NV

I exclusively drink bull milk

He suffers from Kamala derangement syndrome

There was a lot of talk about how it looks like Donald Trump wears adult diapers, due to some “strange bulging” in pants. It was repudiated that some of his entourage (both as a reality TV star and as a president in the white house) also said that he smelled terrible.

All hearsay and conjecture. But also I personally don’t care enough for a full gas chromatographic analysis of his stink lines for confirmation.

So you’re saying if I fuck the same way Fremen walk the desert, they can’t track my car sex…

If the ads survive the apocalypse, please nuke again