Sorry, it's a turn-off for me to have to call my partner a fucking donkey.
Prude
Jesus judgy much? Have fun dying alone this is what everyone wants nowadays
Have you tried it? You never know, it may awaken something in you. Some are born to be ass men!
Not sure how I would know how to respond to "Heee-hawww".
Or, "Heeee-eeeee-eee-haw-haw" if she's feeling whimsical.
Boyfriend cuts her open. "It's RAW!"
Fucking raw, please
“My gran could do better! And she’s dead!”
Is this why grannie porn is trending in my area?
Screenshot meme and send it
It degrades the quality which thus adds psychological incentive
Source: am shitposting ho

I guess a threesome would make her an idiot sandwich?
I guess behave like a reality TV subject?
No, for real, just tell them.
...instruct him. /s
I'll show you how to brûlée an ass!
Where's the lamb sauce? Where's the lamb saaauuce???
Microblog Memes
A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.
Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.
RULES:
- Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
- Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
- You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
- Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
- Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
- Absolutely no NSFL content.
- Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
- No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.
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