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[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 87 points 3 weeks ago

Sorry, it's a turn-off for me to have to call my partner a fucking donkey.

[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 21 points 3 weeks ago

Jesus judgy much? Have fun dying alone this is what everyone wants nowadays

[-] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Have you tried it? You never know, it may awaken something in you. Some are born to be ass men!

Not sure how I would know how to respond to "Heee-hawww".

Or, "Heeee-eeeee-eee-haw-haw" if she's feeling whimsical.

[-] Blackout@fedia.io 51 points 3 weeks ago

Boyfriend cuts her open. "It's RAW!"

[-] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 3 weeks ago

Fucking raw, please

[-] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 46 points 3 weeks ago

“My gran could do better! And she’s dead!”

[-] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 weeks ago

Is this why grannie porn is trending in my area?

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 41 points 3 weeks ago

Screenshot meme and send it

It degrades the quality which thus adds psychological incentive

Source: am shitposting ho

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 38 points 3 weeks ago

I guess a threesome would make her an idiot sandwich?

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 weeks ago

I guess behave like a reality TV subject?


No, for real, just tell them.

[-] notsure@fedia.io 7 points 3 weeks ago

...instruct him. /s

[-] bhamlin@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

I'll show you how to brûlée an ass!

[-] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

Where's the lamb sauce? Where's the lamb saaauuce???

this post was submitted on 12 Oct 2024
559 points (97.6% liked)

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