Ah lol I wouldn't have viewed this as a "stupid poles" joke because I lack the context and have often called food with bees on them spicy.

But, if it's a thing, I guess it's a thing.

Hopefully this person has a cat.

My mom after I finished some inane chores she'd force me to do when I was a kid:

"There that wasn't so bad was it? Don't you feel accomplished now, after a job well done?"

Me:

"1. Yes, it was. All of that sucked. 2. No. I feel like I want to be left alone. We will definitely struggle again next time you tell me to stop what I'm doing on a Saturday to mow your lawn for free, or whatever. "

I've since grown up and have my own lawn I neglect. But, I do understand the value of chores now. I just don't force them on others, and if I ask for help, it isn't a veiled threat that says "You say yes and help, or else..."

Ew is that cilantro?

Fuck it, let it all burn.

Edit: I might say thank you. To the fire.

I can touch my thumb to my ankle!

Lol this is like the Chinese idea of American food.

They put corn on almost all of the pizzas they fed me there and "American breakfast" was just a hard boiled egg and a cold hot dog.

That's the point I'm making, yes.

The twitter thing was never a free speech issue, while this CDC thing is, yet the outcry for twitter seems to have been far louder than the actual govt censorship.

Lol at the last phones "pro" being "ultra portable".

Unless this means that programs and such can be ported to it, aren't all cell phones ultra portable? Isn't that the point?

To me that's like saying a pro of a specific model of car is that it is "ultra drivable"

Finally, rocks might be worth what rocks are worth.

Start Self hosting. Keeping my data at home is how I'm sticking it to the man these days.

just has more steps now

Yeah but I'm unwilling to root my device, so hopefully this will allow me to do some cool stuff too.