Holy fuck, that opening picture, a 6 year old just completed an operation to remove her eyeball damaged by shrapnel. That 1000 yard stare doesn't belong on a 60 year old, never mind a 6 year old. Fuck war.
In an unexpected turn of events, President Donald J. Trump has compared his financial situation with that of famed physicist Erwin Schrödinger's iconic thought experiment, Schrödinger's Cat. The comparison sheds light on a peculiar aspect of Trump's personal wealth: sometimes it exists, and other times it doesn't – all depending on what serves his best interests at the time.
Trump's recent explanation revolves around the concept of superposition, which postulates that two mutually exclusive situations can coexist simultaneously until they are observed or measured. In this analogy, Trump's wallet is both filled with $500 million in cold hard cash and completely empty. It only becomes one or the other when necessary.
"People don’t understand the complexity of my financial situation," said President Trump during the interview. "The world sees me as a multi-billionaire, and while that may be true, there's more to it than meets the eye." He then went on to explain how this complex financial state applies to his recent legal troubles.
As a vivid example, Trump mentioned a fine imposed on him by a New York State judge for failing to comply with the terms of a 2013 settlement regarding his now-defunct Trump University. Despite claiming to have half a billion dollars readily available, Trump argues that this fortune mysteriously evaporates whenever it comes time to pay off his debts.
This intriguing theory has left many scratching their heads. However, some experts believe that Trump's wealth is indeed entangled with his fines; they exist together in an unstable state, where paying his dues would inevitably collapse the system and reveal the true nature of his bank account.
zzzz Wake me up when they actually do something
This is so cheap. They want the credit for fixing something without the effort of getting it done
This is going to make Republicans seethe and will remind them of the mail-in ballots. I'm sure there will be talk of fakery, no matter who collected the data.
Trump ahead: of course! Biden ahead: FAKE NEWS
This is a Jewish Israeli extremist.
... who teaches at a yeshiva that gets its funding from the Israeli government.... guess he's not so extreme he can't get government funding. Embarrassing. Even in the relatively thoughtless USA we would cancel that sponsorship in a second.
Most people are full of shit. Where are they going to go? Getting citizenship in another country isn't easy. "I'll leave the country if Bush gets elected" was a thing back in the day. Guess how many people actually left? It wasn't the majority...
Yeah but I heard my cousin's friend had only one and instantly got autism.
- Managed to delay starting work for weeks due to Speaker votes impasse
- Held numerous hearings investigating Biden's son and the origins of COVID-19, resulting in no substantial findings
- Ensured that an $858 billion defense spending bill passed, but it was mostly a continuation of previous policies
- Brought forth a bill proposing cutting federal food stamp benefits by approximately $13 billion over ten years
- Passed a resolution condemning Antifa and Critical Race Theory, without any legislative actions following through
- Held multiple congressional meetings on the dangers of TikTok and Big Tech while doing little about them
- Introduced and passed a bill prohibiting federal funding for gender-affirming care for transgender minors, which President Biden ultimately vetoed
- Pushed for a national sales tax to replace income taxes but failed to gain support
- Proposed a bill to ban earmarks but later reversed their decision after facing backlash from within the party
- Made headlines with a proposal to cut off federal funds for schools teaching "divisive concepts," but the bill died in committee.
- Is Donald Trump secretly a cyborg with malfunctioning speech synthesis software?
- Could he have accidentally taken Valium instead of his daily multivitamins?
- Did someone place a curse on him using an ancient Mayan spell for turning people into slow-talking zombies?
- Was he subjected to some top-secret government mind control experiment gone wrong?
- Has he been possessed by the ghost of James Earl Jones?
- Did aliens kidnap him, replaced him with a clone whose vocal chords were damaged during birth?
- Did he take part in a hypnotherapy session to become a more relaxed version of himself?
- Does he have a severe case of sleep apnea only exhibited when speaking in public?
- Was he attempting to record a hilarious hidden track for his next presidential album?
- Were his vocal cords affected by a mishap while eating spicy food before the event?
- Is there a chance he's suffering from a neurological disorder such as Parkinson's Disease?
- Is it possible he's now fluent in Klingon and we're all misinterpreting his guttural growls?
- Could it be that he has a rare form of laryngitis caused by shouting too loudly over the years?
- Or perhaps, he's being remotely controlled by a puppet master through voice commands?
No it doesn't, because the same people complaining about Biden are usually masters of doublethink anyway.
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They will also be fighting with: