I’m waiting for when he finally unzips his human suit and the lizard jumps out. “Screw you MAGA suckers! We were the lizard people all along.”
IT’S ALL MY OWN BEAUTIFUL NATURAL HAIR
No!!!! But also yes.
Sounds like insecurity to me.
Maybe I’m slow or something, but I don’t get how eating meat is masculine.
I’m hearing…many people…many of the top people who know about these things…are saying…very strongly…so I don’t know, but we’ll be looking into it very soon.
I wanna be supportive but, fucking Mildred?
Engaging in sexual intercourse with Mildred is perfectly fine as long as there is mutual consent. However, it is not required. Kind words are usually sufficient.
Has it shriveled, or has it slightly declined? You can’t have both.
I’m decades younger than Biden and I have trouble recalling the exact dates of my family members’ deaths. Because I never try to remember their deaths. Their lives are what mattered.
QAnon: “Looks like sound reasoning to us.”
tfw at the end he grabs the pliers with both hands 😬😬😬
I suppose you could start a man-drawn carriage business and pay the men with sex. You might have to lobby to get a few laws changed first. Or you could have the men run on hamster wheels connected to turbine generators…