Taiwan’s Pizza Hut is always so wild:

Huh? Is it just me or does the "chicken" look like raw ground turkey?

That is the most reluctant upvote I’ve ever given.

God is dead and we killed him

Me: Pineapple doesn't deserve to be on a pizza!

This: Exists.

:O

!foodcrimes@midwest.social candidate

No wonder China wants to invade

I guess this is retaliation for General Tso's Chicken

This pizza looks like it's brother killed the entire clan and left.

some food recipes don't need to exist

Franken fidget spinner.

With a little luck it will simultaneously act as a summoning circle for a demon that will kill the creator of this monstrosity and perish its sight from earth to protect the rest of us

looks like some symbol

Huh. So we have all the cheesy, melty goodness that sits around the chicken and calamari, and when you finish with that it's like a sweet dessert? Maybe if you only have one slice, so it's like you are eating a three course meal: Appetizer of cheese and chicken, meal of the calamari, then the oreo.

I'm ethically opposed to much of this, but I can't fault it for lack of ambition. It's like a built-in dessert with every slice

What the fuck?

I’ve been staring at this for about ten minutes.

Good god. Burn this world now

i think the problem is the oreo. remove them and add a chowder sauce?

Nice munchie mandala

You son of a bitch, I'm in!

What have you done with the Vulkanpizza???

No!!!! But also yes.

shi I'll grab a slice

Things that will make your voluntarily order a pineapple pizza.