The candle that burns four times as bright burns a quarter as long

My sister's tuxedo is so wild, you can tell her mind is going a mile a minute but somehow doesn't have much going on up there.

Athy, athier, athiest

Yeah I'm on the edge of my seat here. I demand a refund.

Fuckin' way she goes

I've found my people

Shame we never got to see the NX-01 with a star drive section

I don't need your fantasy cigars!

There's just something about that fur pattern. I'm pretty sure this cat is actually a minor demon.

I liked how Star Trek: Discovery had a snippet of C code with a reference to Windows NT. I wonder if we'll still be on x86 in the 23rd century.

"This is going to be with you a long time, Jean-Luc. A long time. You have to learn to live with it. You have a simple choice now. Live with it below the sea with Louis, or above the clouds with the Enterprise."

I just straight up gave up trying to automate renewing my wildcard certificate from Letsencrypt after who knows how many weekends. Typing a single command won't kill me lol