Hissen to be puneished

Hey, we're learning, okay?

Monkey's paw: your teeth would also be as sensitive as the head of a penis

This reminds me of how I used to eat a spoonful of chunky peanut butter and then add a glug of maple syrup

If your girl wears a pickelhaube and united the German states, that's not your girl

Why does he look like he's announcing the reorganization of the republic into the first galactic empire?

Absolutely me:

Oh man, I'm almost out of gum. That's the perfect excuse to get myself a snack at the same time.

But "was killed" is literally a passive construction

~~.:|:;~~

At least his eyes point in the same direction

It would be nice if you could block entire instances. I once had my feed fill up with a bunch of sports posts with exactly 0 activity on them.