[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 54 points 1 week ago

THE ANCESTORS OF THESE WALKING MOTHERFUCKERS IS WHY I HAVE TO PAY TAXES NOW

[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 61 points 1 month ago

Hint: we’re all at the bottom and there’s only another layer

[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 65 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 63 points 2 months ago

The vibes were off.

[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 59 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

If you haven’t seen long long man, you’re one of todays lucky 10000.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=LQsMp4Oo6xM

Edit: I forgot, obligatory “fuck chi-chan”

[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 61 points 4 months ago

A lot of the structures are already there and the common conception of turning completely into goo and then reassembling isn’t correct.

[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 50 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

Edit: since no one is biting here’s the full joke

"Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"Ok, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
"Ok, I will hear a TCP joke."
"Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke."
"Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline."
"Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline."
"I'm sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"

[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 53 points 10 months ago

The need the screaming in the background.

[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 54 points 1 year ago
[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 58 points 1 year ago

Weirdly “it’s gods will” doesn’t apply in this case.

[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 54 points 1 year ago

So what I’m hearing is they’re sea huskies

[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 51 points 1 year ago

So they’re not hashing or salting the passwords too. Cool…

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