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[-] demonmittenhands@lemmy.world 178 points 1 year ago

Two weeks, huh? The US is around 3,000 miles from coast to coast, so that puts him over 200 miles skateboarding every single day... I'm not sure, but the person who didn't know mountains exist might be dumb.

[-] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 123 points 1 year ago

Just go faster. I don't get it.

[-] superkret@feddit.org 93 points 1 year ago

Paint the skateboard red if you have to.

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 47 points 1 year ago

Add a stripe. Maybe some speed holes.

[-] variants@possumpat.io 16 points 1 year ago

he should have invest in a big red firework like the coyote

[-] Redfox8@mander.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

Go faster stripes FTW!

[-] kyle@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago

Add a lightning bolt. Kachow!

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Paint a tunnel on the side of the mountain. Easy.

[-] Denjin@lemmings.world 4 points 1 year ago
[-] Pips@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 year ago

"I'm crouching as hard as I can!”

[-] Zron@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

200miles/8hours of skating straight means an average speed of 25 miles an hour.

Ambitious, considering the average speed of a skateboarder is closer to 10 miles an hour, but it could be possible if he was extremely fit, had unbreakable bones, and the US was a flat plane for 3000 miles like this guy thought.

[-] parody@lemmings.world 10 points 1 year ago

If he’s illiterate we don’t need to call him dumb

Also allegedly the Rockies, not all mountains… we hope

[-] MNByChoice@midwest.social 22 points 1 year ago

I doubt he is being labelled "dumb" due to being illiterate.

Doing no research prior to setting out is a great reason to call him dumb.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Though lack of research because you can't read is a bit of a speed bump in the whole "doing research" process

[-] MNByChoice@midwest.social 8 points 1 year ago

Yes, but people 40 years ago managed. Youtube and a friend that can read. Hell asking random strangers their opinions on what the challenges of skateboarding across the country are.

[-] parody@lemmings.world 2 points 1 year ago

You’re not wrong!

I will say, I learned stuff like that to be a good idea through a productive education system which also helped me learn to read

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

People 200 years ago managed.
It's extremely dumb to just go out cross country with zero knowledge though.

[-] parody@lemmings.world 2 points 1 year ago

Little tiny baby speedbump

[-] med@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago

Maybe this is explained somewhere if I could be bothered to research it, but how can he be actually illiterate?

He has an instagram account. How is he reading anything to do with it if he's illiterate? Sub numbers, password resets, comments? How would he even know people are watching if he can't read numbers?

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Illiteracy is not binary. If he reads at a second grade level (sounding out, length of word and difficulty of spelling being barriers to correct reading)

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