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this post was submitted on 02 Dec 2024
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Remove the bread, add aspirin and razor blades. If you’re going to make a spectacle, make a spectacle.
Got to add a Sylvia Plath novel and a handle of alcohol.
I did once walk into a Wal Mart and bought a power drill, some road flares and a box of condoms. These were independent purchases but I just happened to need or want to buy all three that day. My only comment to the cashier was "This is gonna be awesome!"
Also ammonia and bleach.
This isn’t as dangerous as everyone describes. Painful. But not necessarily life threatening.
Extension cord for the toaster. So you can plug it in from the other room, or can substituted as a noose.