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Can't tell if getting old or just have a poor diet but I went to innocently fart just now and well...I didn't fart.
(hexbear.net)
This is like the 3 time I've shit myself on accident this year, every time it happens I go to fart and push a little too hard and soil myself. 
now it has me worried I'm dying.
Meh, shit (....) happens to all of us
I think discussions like this are healthy and should be normalized within reason. Like yeah you don't need to scream from the rooftops about your leaking butthole. But people shouldn't feel unnecessarily shameful about discussing it with close friends/family and seeking medical help if necessary
And if anyone reading this thinks shitting yourself is something that you will never experience... well, I wish you luck with that. Keep proudly pushing those farts out with maximum pressure (hope you have thick, non-white underwear!)