Can't tell if getting old or just have a poor diet but I went to innocently fart just now and well...I didn't fart. (hexbear.net)

submitted 3 weeks ago by SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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This is like the 3 time I've shit myself on accident this year, every time it happens I go to fart and push a little too hard and soil myself. negative failure now it has me worried I'm dying.

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[-] abc@hexbear.net 47 points 3 weeks ago

you would have to fucking violently waterboard me for 24 hours straight to get me to ever consider freely admitting something like "this is the third time i've shit myself on accident this year" LOL

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 22 points 3 weeks ago

shrug-outta-hecks

[-] abc@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

praying for you and your underwear comrade...please try gently releasing your sphincter the next time you fart instead of going into fifth gear immediately so that you may have time to clench before the levee breaks and thus avoid having to wash your underwear

[-] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

All my life I wasted so much time and energy on washing my underwear, I didn't know you were only supposed to wash them when you shit yourself? God damn this is life changing

[-] abc@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

i knew someone would say something like this....never said you were ONLY supposed to wash your underwear when you shit yourself - but surely if you do shit yourself, you're not tossing your shitty underwear on the top of your laundry pile and letting it sit until you do your weekly load - god damn i know it smell crazy where you live

[-] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 3 weeks ago

Meh, shit (....) happens to all of us

I think discussions like this are healthy and should be normalized within reason. Like yeah you don't need to scream from the rooftops about your leaking butthole. But people shouldn't feel unnecessarily shameful about discussing it with close friends/family and seeking medical help if necessary

And if anyone reading this thinks shitting yourself is something that you will never experience... well, I wish you luck with that. Keep proudly pushing those farts out with maximum pressure (hope you have thick, non-white underwear!)