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Can't tell if getting old or just have a poor diet but I went to innocently fart just now and well...I didn't fart.
(hexbear.net)
This is like the 3 time I've shit myself on accident this year, every time it happens I go to fart and push a little too hard and soil myself. 
now it has me worried I'm dying.
you would have to fucking violently waterboard me for 24 hours straight to get me to ever consider freely admitting something like "this is the third time i've shit myself on accident this year" LOL
praying for you and your underwear comrade...please try gently releasing your sphincter the next time you fart instead of going into fifth gear immediately so that you may have time to clench before the levee breaks and thus avoid having to wash your underwear
All my life I wasted so much time and energy on washing my underwear, I didn't know you were only supposed to wash them when you shit yourself? God damn this is life changing
i knew someone would say something like this....never said you were ONLY supposed to wash your underwear when you shit yourself - but surely if you do shit yourself, you're not tossing your shitty underwear on the top of your laundry pile and letting it sit until you do your weekly load - god damn i know it smell crazy where you live
Meh, shit (....) happens to all of us
I think discussions like this are healthy and should be normalized within reason. Like yeah you don't need to scream from the rooftops about your leaking butthole. But people shouldn't feel unnecessarily shameful about discussing it with close friends/family and seeking medical help if necessary
And if anyone reading this thinks shitting yourself is something that you will never experience... well, I wish you luck with that. Keep proudly pushing those farts out with maximum pressure (hope you have thick, non-white underwear!)
I've admitted to fart worse on the internet
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you aren't alive until you've shit yourself as an adult
you aren't free until you can freely discuss it
you aren't incontinent until you've shit yourself multiple times in a year