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Can't tell if getting old or just have a poor diet but I went to innocently fart just now and well...I didn't fart.
(hexbear.net)
This is like the 3 time I've shit myself on accident this year, every time it happens I go to fart and push a little too hard and soil myself. 
now it has me worried I'm dying.
you aren't alive until you've shit yourself as an adult
you aren't free until you can freely discuss it
you aren't incontinent until you've shit yourself multiple times in a year