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US woman caught with golden gun in luggage at Sydney airport jailed for a year
(www.theguardian.com)
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I am going to stereotype here, based on her appearance I don't believe she makes the best decisions for herself.
She does not.
"On her way to clown school."
Correct
From now on “clown school” is a euphemism for prison, if one’s jailed for an egregiously stupid crime
First thought.
Very. first. thought.
I may further stereotype her, but I'll point out she was traveling from Florida. The headline could read "Florida woman..."
Article said she was going to Australia for school.
Clown school