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No fucking way lmao (hexbear.net)

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[-] kleeon@hexbear.net 51 points 2 weeks ago

Gamers rise up

[-] Edie@hexbear.net 29 points 2 weeks ago

And collapse from iron deficiency

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

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