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[-] Crucible@hexbear.net 61 points 2 years ago

The base game was standard global war on terror apologia, but the expansion pack ends with the US finally learning to get their nose out of everyone's business after the USS Reagan is destroyed by a stolen US super weapon, and China becoming the unipolar power of the world. inshallah-script

[-] Gucci_Minh@hexbear.net 55 points 2 years ago
[-] OutrageousHairdo@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago

It will look real nice when it's done!

[-] Crucible@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago
[-] Frank@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Middle Kingdom = Middle Earth Elevensies confirmed

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

I WILL BUILD FOR CHINA!

[-] kleeon@hexbear.net 51 points 2 years ago
[-] Edie@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago

And collapse from iron deficiency

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[-] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 48 points 2 years ago

Whichever one of you’s got the lathe, don’t forget curry-space

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 47 points 2 years ago

Ak47s for everyone!!!

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago

Someone googled "Terrorist Logo" and gave it the ol' flip horizontally

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's not an exact copy (game, irl), but I'm willing to believe some :fedposting: threw prompts into the :torment: Nexus until a suitable one fell out.

[-] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago
[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

And here I was giving the :fedposting: some intelligence points...

[-] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago

Oh i remeber the GLA ! It was such a well designed rebel faction , and it precursed VIEB and Tunnels in a way one has to really respect in Hindsight.

They even had sucide Bombers which is why they had to censor the game in germany and replace them with suicide drones..

[-] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

and the "Armed Mob" ! and you could upgrade up the Mob with Ak's and Molotov cocktails.

[-] djphdk@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

AK-47's for everyone!

That quote is just burned into my brain forever

[-] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Pretty sure the GLA workers upgrade was that you bought them new shoes or something like that

[-] Edie@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Thank you for the new shoes

[-] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago

Reminds me of reading/listening about the experience of YPG volunteers from abroad where they explained that you had to purchase your own gear and weapons from the black markets so most of them were fighting ISIS in flip flops and trainers.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Good close toed footwear that doesn't rot or fall apart is almost as important as food for running a war. : (

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[-] Gucci_Minh@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago

Some of the stereotypes like the SCUD missiles, Chinese hackers etc. were really on the nose lol.

[-] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
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[-] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

The entire game was censored in Germany, all the soldiers were replaced by androids and robots (like Half-Life 1). And I think it wasn't an actual drone, but rather a barrel of TNT and RC car. China was renamed to Asia Pact and the US to Western Alliance. GLA was renamed to IBG (Internationale Befreiungsgruppe - International Liberation Group).

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 35 points 2 years ago

The CIA is wholly unoriginal.

[-] AhismaMiasma@lemm.ee 26 points 2 years ago

I will work for food!

[-] OutrageousHairdo@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago
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[-] lurkerlady@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago
[-] CredibleBattery@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago
[-] LeZero@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

Nothing stops the mail!

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[-] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

NO FUCKING WAY. Next you are going to say they actually have Generals named Dr. Thrax, Prince Kassad and General Juhziz.

[-] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

General Jizz 😭😭😭😭

[-] a_party_german@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

New technology available General:

Arm the Woke Mob

37 pronouns for everyone!

(sorry posting this again, I just thought it was such a good joke for old C&C Generals players)

[-] CredibleBattery@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Angry mob sounds

WE HAVE NEW PRONOUNS!

[-] Verenata@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Nehehehehehe nobody stop the ~~mail~~ gender

[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

CAN WE GET A GOD DAMN BAUDRILLARD EMOTE

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Toxin GLA + tunnels + toxin terrorists then harass with angry mob while sending the terrorists from the tunnels to take out production

Depends if they're on generals or zero hour i guess

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Remembering when the worker speed upgrade finished the gla worker would say "thank you for the new shoes" lol

[-] Verenata@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

But this was the logo in my bfs and my versions doggirl-sweat

Is it different in the americaland version?

Edit: my bf "as far as i can tell goggling, this is the logo of the restructured GLA from the cancelled game Generals 2 cos that's not in my game".

[-] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's the GLA logo for the cancelled Generals 2 Game. In that game they were actually Global and had agents from Russia, Europe and Latin America

[-] Verenata@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

One part of me is sad it never got a sequel but like omg it was soooo racist lmao.

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