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Is it really possible they'll find an entire dozen people who've never been fucked over by health insurance to preside as jurors over this case?

It's my understanding that the defense and prosecutor both must agree on the selection of jurors. In such a high profile case where the defendant is clearly in the right, is it really possible they'll find the requisite 12 people who've not only been living under a rock these past couple weeks, but also have what's essentially a "neutral stupid" character alignment?

Luigi himself seems to be on this same train of thought given he turned himself in. He had several days to destroy the evidence, but instead he went to McDonalds while cosplaying as the Adjuster, carrying the gun on his person. Surely this implies he won't take a plea deal, right?

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[-] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Well the grand jury indicted him, he’s gonna have to get lucky with the jurors I guess. Worked for OJ

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

A grand jury would indict a ham sandwich

It's going to be a very interesting case when everything starts playing out

[-] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

everyone should indict ham sandwiches

vegan-liberation-rad

[-] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

If the ~~gloves~~ brows don't fit, you must acquit.

[-] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

Grand juries are imaginary bodies who only exist to indict people, they’ll indict anyone (except the rich and powerful)

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