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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart. (www.xatakaon.com)
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[-] AstridWipenaugh@lemmy.world 142 points 2 months ago

Is there a limit on total footage? Does a double ended dildo count as two? Is a Christmas tree of dicks ok since it's more than 6, but is Christian?

[-] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 45 points 2 months ago

Need to go candelabra style with them all attached at the base.

[-] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 35 points 2 months ago

They just need to add a way to mount it to a gun and then its not a dildo, its a gun accessory.

[-] Cypher@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Well that’s one way to finally make Republicans upset about school shootings… maybe

[-] agentshags@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

Sounds like an interesting bump stock

[-] nezrock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago

Hump stock

[-] Sergio@slrpnk.net 13 points 2 months ago

Like a swiss-army knife. (the AI refuses to render this.)

[-] sepi@piefed.social 18 points 2 months ago

That's why we will always need human artists

[-] Lumidaub@feddit.org 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You rang?

A digital drawing of a swiss-army knife type thing but instead of knives and wholesome tools there are dildos shaped like dragon penises, tentacles and other weird kinky stuff. Also two dragon vaginas and a ball gag and anal beads. This is what I learnt to draw for.

Edit: ... I think I should mark this nsfw. Um. No idea how though.

[-] sepi@piefed.social 4 points 2 months ago

This is beautiful

[-] Lumidaub@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago

thank you, i try.

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 3 points 2 months ago

The instance doesn't allow NSFW content, so I don't think you get the option.

Luckily, this falls under a satire or parody exemption (probably), so I'm allowing it.

[-] Lumidaub@feddit.org 2 points 2 months ago

I hadn't even considered that it might not be allowed at all, my mistake. Thank you for indulging me :)

[-] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago

Magnificent

[-] abcd@feddit.org 6 points 2 months ago

We need a global network of connected dildos. I propose to call it „Interdildo“

[-] Barowinger@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Imagine making some sort of open peer to peer sex toy network. Where you are randomly paired up with another person and you control their dildo and they control yours. But no other communication is possible. That would be a fun experiment.

[-] remer@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Does a straw have two holes or one hole?

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 11 points 2 months ago

Straws have one hole.

[-] shottymcb@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Is your mouth and anus one hole?

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 12 points 2 months ago

Yes, and don't forget to give your granny a kiss next time you visit.

[-] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago

Christmas tree dildos you say?

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

I dunno, are the Christmas tree dicks circumcised?

[-] gift_of_gab@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I assume a menorah of dildos is out.

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