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this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2024
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It's virtue signaling. It implies that anyone who would use a dildo (gays, immoral women who actually enjoy sex) are Godless degenerates that need to be controlled by the state before they go on a rampage through town with all of their dildos!
Or rather, anyone who would use 7 dildos - lets not bundle up with those degenerates the God loving Christians that fight to protect the purity and sanctity of Gods children that do happen to rail themselves with 6 dildos every night. I'd love to know what kind of science they used to calculate that 6 is fine in the eyes of their maker. If you strip away the context of those ghouls pushing slowly and successfuly for eradication of your personal freedom, and just look at the depicted scene as is, it's pretty wacky.
Well obviously you have to use a different dildo for every day of the week, and no dildoing on Sunday.
Although the Bible states Sunday was when God rested, which is when he had enough spare time to break out the sex toys. "Grab the strap-on Mrs God! I'm not doing any more grunt work this week, just grunting." This message may be illegal in the state of Texas. And undress.
isnt 6 supposed to be the devils number?
This Handmaid's Tale prequel both sucks and blows. Luckily one obscene device will do both.