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[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 123 points 3 months ago

Headline is incorrect. There's no evidence that's the suspect's catchphrase. That's what the perpetrator wrote. Assuming that that's also the suspect's catchphrase is assuming he's guilty. I don't think this qualifies for libel but yet another example of useless journalism.

[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 40 points 3 months ago

That's not even his catchphrase anyway. It's "another day, another play." This is anti-italian-discrimination

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 34 points 3 months ago

I've found it a bit weird how quickly people accepted that the guy they arrested must have been the shooter because they arrested him.

[-] miz@hexbear.net 29 points 3 months ago

the casings found at the next CEO crime scene will be engraved Exculpate, Exonerate, Excuse

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

Which means F will be next! fedposting 'we've spotted a pattern!'

[-] crime@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago
[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Final, Fantasy, Five

Cause they had a main character named Buttz. More like Final Fantasy Fart

[-] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

HalF liFe EpiFode Free conFirmed

[-] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Fuck faround find fout

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

Yeah when I woke up I thought there was a 90% chance that Luigi did it (and in that 90% I include a 30% chance that the official story of him being snitched is false and the feds are doing parallel construction) and 10% chance that this is just a convenient patsy they found to pin it on someone. But the more I think about it, the more that 10% grows to, like, 20%.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago

He's got patsy energy for sure. It's the not ditching the gun thing that's really bothering me columbo, I've never even been there and I'm absolutely confident I could dissappear a gun in NYC. Toss it in the river or any random storm drain and they'd have to sift through a big pile of other guns. Seems like something you'd only do if you wanted to get caught, but if that were the case you'd probably confess. Regardless I see absolutely no advantage to us for this guy to be seen as already guilty in the public eye, if he wasn't hot it would probably have helped. Now people want it to be him.

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

Oh I think if it was him, the gun is 100% planted still. But I find it somewhat as likely that it wasn't him, because why would an assassin who took as many precautions as they did, only travel 1 state away?

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The tune changed from 'this guy may have been a pro' to 'guy they found at an icky dees with all the evidence needed to arrest on him one state over almost a full week later'. Also I default to not trusting the cops and feds when there's any doubt at all as to the guilt of someone arrested as well as the fact that I really hope the real killer is still out there. Best twist would be Luigi is intentionally taking the heat. If that's the case I will lionize.

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

Lol, it's in his blood to not collaborate with the cops. A real Italian hero tony-cheer

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

It becomes like then end of Joker but everyone is wearing the Chad Meme face as a mask

[-] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

The narrative that he might have been planning to do another hit is also odd. Even if he did, why would he stash his stuff in his car instead of some hideout?

[-] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

It's the not ditching the gun thing that's really bothering me

That and not changing jackets. Have you seen how many jackets this man owns? You're telling me he wouldn't have another one in his backpack?

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