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[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 103 points 8 months ago

MSNBC said on Saturday that police examining the bag and its contents found a jacket and Monopoly money, but no firearm.

Thats a plant. They aren't as close as they say they are. Also 60k as a reward for betraying your entire class? Lmao you better pay kingmaker money.

[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 38 points 8 months ago

The NYPD's working theory of what pistol was used doesn't even make sense either. These cops are clueless.

[-] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 25 points 8 months ago

They appear to be clueless, so those with a clue may out themselves.

Guess what day it is today

[-] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 8 months ago

I'm not guessing nothin.

[-] frezik@midwest.social 1 points 8 months ago

In fairness, the NYPD doesn't know a lot about guns.

[-] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 22 points 8 months ago

I like how one article said: "The net is tightening," New York City Mayor Eric Adams said Saturday.

No, I don't think it is, but keep saying that.

[-] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 19 points 8 months ago

The net is tightening? Lmao they've widened the search to nearly every metro area between New York and Atlanta

[-] shottymcb@lemm.ee 20 points 8 months ago

We're looking for a man with a charming smile somewhere in North America. If you've seen anyone smiling on the east coast please call 1(800)BOOT-LIK

[-] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 14 points 8 months ago

If Eric Adams is speaking, he's lying

[-] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 10 points 8 months ago

I wouldn't do it for 60 million.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

They are basically the Keystone Kops.

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 6 points 8 months ago
[-] Birch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

[-] itsnotits@lemmy.world -1 points 8 months ago

you'd* better pay

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