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Your Horoscope: Cancer (June 21 to July 22) (lemm.ee)
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Cancer
(June 21 to July 22):

Steer clear of shadowy figures who threaten you with knives, guns, or other weapons—they may intend to do you bodily harm.

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[-] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 13 points 4 days ago

I'm so glad I read this post. I'm def. following this advice. I'm quitting my nighttime knife club, gun club, club club, and explosives club. That really opens up my calendar.

[-] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago

Real loading screen tips here

[-] MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.org 2 points 4 days ago

What I would give for a good club club near me...

[-] Opisek@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

What about the fight club?

[-] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 7 points 4 days ago

We don't talk about fight club.

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