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Steer clear of shadowy figures who threaten you with knives, guns, or other weapons—they may intend to do you bodily harm.

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[-] caesaravgvstvs@feddit.org 8 points 4 days ago

Had to look up CEO birthdays to make sure it was about what I thought it was

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