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Cancer
(June 21 to July 22):
Steer clear of shadowy figures who threaten you with knives, guns, or other weapons—they may intend to do you bodily harm.
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Read it as horrorscope and thought cancer was the illness. Now I wonder what the other horrorscope signs would be... scorpio sting, virginity lost to rape, an evil twin following you, getting the st. Sebastian treatment, piranhas...