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Anon is SpongeBob (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 204 points 3 months ago

How many dicks do I have to suck to prove I'm not gay!?

[-] Shortstack@reddthat.com 62 points 3 months ago

In my case, at least one

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 23 points 3 months ago

Like one girl cock I think

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 4 points 3 months ago

Phew I'm straight then.

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee -4 points 3 months ago

[-] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Like one girl cock I think

This isn't an impossible thing to do nowadays.

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee -2 points 3 months ago

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago

If you someone tells you that broccoli is gross, but have never tried broccoli, can you trust their opinion?

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 10 points 3 months ago

One more, Tim.

One more.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Two more.

[-] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago

In a row?

this post was submitted on 22 Dec 2024

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