Anon is SpongeBob : greentext

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 204 points 3 months ago

How many dicks do I have to suck to prove I'm not gay!?

[-] Shortstack@reddthat.com 62 points 3 months ago

In my case, at least one

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 23 points 3 months ago

Like one girl cock I think

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[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago

If you someone tells you that broccoli is gross, but have never tried broccoli, can you trust their opinion?

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 10 points 3 months ago

One more, Tim.

One more.

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[-] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago

In a row?

[-] ryannathans@aussie.zone 140 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Fake: anon has a friend

Gay: literally gay

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 13 points 3 months ago

Fake because Brad didn't get gay with Tim and anon

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 months ago

fake because tim is marrying a girl

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 105 points 3 months ago

Real and bi

[-] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 22 points 3 months ago

One of the few anon stories that seems plausible

[+] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 66 points 3 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

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[-] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 80 points 3 months ago

I'm over 30, SpongeBob existed when I was in middle school.

[-] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

This is where I remind you that 4chan has existed for over 21 years. Meaning that a kid born the day it started operation is now old enough to legally drink in the United States.

[-] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

1999 grandpa. Anyone born after 1981 will have had the option of SpongeBob. That having been said it wasn't until the mid to late 2010s that I remember seeing grown ass adults obsessed with, and spouting lines from, a children's cartoon from 1999. So mostly 90s kids.

[-] Skanky@lemmy.world 48 points 3 months ago

In before someone posts the green text story of a friendship of two straight dudes just being straight dudes having a good time blowing each other

[-] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago

That doesn't narrow it down as much as you'd think

[-] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

CHOO CHOO

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 42 points 3 months ago

Being queer in HS was so fucking fun.

[-] odium@programming.dev 21 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

If you don't mind me asking, when were you in high school?

I was in high school in the late 2010s, in a red county in a red state, and there were a few openly queer ppl in my grade who were never bullied throughout high school.

I think it was because allies outnumbered the homophobes/transphobes and bullies only punch down, not up.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago

I was in high school in the late 00s early 10s and I remember guys in the locker room talking about how they'd murder a trans woman if one "tricked them". Around that point the only reason I didn't realize I was a trans woman was that I really didn't want to realize it.

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[-] VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 3 months ago

I was in my countries equivalent in the late '00s and early '10s, and it ... really wasn't. So I'd say that's rather time and place dependent.

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[-] sudoer777@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 months ago

Unless you go to a Christian high school, then it sucks

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[-] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 35 points 3 months ago

Ahh, they must've whispered "no homo" before getting in the showers together!

[-] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 32 points 3 months ago

Tim is getting married at ~22?

[-] weker01@sh.itjust.works 35 points 3 months ago

Is that strange where you are from?

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago

Indeed. Here most people are still either getting their education or just starting with work.

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[-] CluckN@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

In Lesotho that’s practically middle-aged.

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[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 26 points 3 months ago

whats wrong with that?

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[-] bitflag@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Americans marry early. And often.

[-] gil2455526@lemmy.eco.br 26 points 3 months ago

Traumatize them back. Best revenge type.

[-] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 22 points 3 months ago

This is not gay. A cock was touched, even stroked, but there is no mention of the soap. Did it fell? Did someone pick it up?

[-] unknown1234_5@kbin.earth 18 points 3 months ago

"hear me out man"

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[-] Jumi@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

If touching dick is gay almost every man is a homosexual

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago

What about touching other peoples' dicks?

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