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[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 46 points 11 months ago

TBF, his (hypothetical) dad planned the whole thing.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

Yes, but only because he knew our nature, and still wanted to love and forgive us, despite being quite unforgivable.

[-] meco03211@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Sure. That fucker wants to forgive us and he gets a pass. I want to love and forgive everyone and I wind up with a life sentence for murdering my son.

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

That's your mistake.

You set up a situation in which he will end up being murdered by others.

[-] noli@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Step 1: become a healthcare CEO

Step 2: deny defend depose

Step 3: profit

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

Thomson died for our spin

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago
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[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

You’ve got a strange definition of love. That sounds like manipulation to me.

[-] atro_city@fedia.io 6 points 11 months ago

Is god also jesus and the holy spirit all at once?

[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 12 points 11 months ago

Ah, yes, the holy Trinity.

The only thing that made less sense than a virgin birth or resurrection.

It still doesn't make sense. Like from a narrative view either. It doesn't help the story, or the belief it's just a useless... Thing?

[-] cerement@slrpnk.net 17 points 11 months ago

a virgin birth

parthenogenesis – Jesus is a clone of Mary – which also make him canonically a trans man

[-] lime@feddit.nu 15 points 11 months ago

the perfect push over the edge for the doubting christian in your life: was Jesus trans or was Mary an adulterer?

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[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

He is whatever you want them to be.

[-] Teal@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

No! It can’t be!

What is it?

It can’t be!

What did you do Ray?

Oh no!

It’s the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man.

[-] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 months ago

That's all retconning.

Dude showed up with a message for peace, was murdered and his murder is celebrated. Literally, a bunch of people running around pretending that's what he wanted. The propaganda is so strong that everyone just accepts it as fact.

It's really not much different than claiming a women wanted to be sexually assaulted because of what she was wearing.

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