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[-] pyre@lemmy.world 69 points 1 year ago

we enshrined his torture and put it literally everywhere. you think that might have anything to do with it?

[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Well people said if he comes back he's going to slaughter all of us, maybe making him afraid to come back is the point? Haha

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 0 points 1 year ago

Only those who don't like Him

Nah, hes supposed to take all of the ones that followed him to heaven to, so everyone dies right?

[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

The rapture is unbiblical anyway. None of this really comes from the actual text - it’s squinting and connecting random unconnected Bible verses.

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Into the Bibleverse spoilers

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 0 points 1 year ago

We're not talking about the rapture, we're talking about the second coming.

The rapture is the unbiblical doctrine that all of the people who are saved will just disappear and the rest will be left behind.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Actually only the souls of the saved go to heaven. The bodies stay behind, and without any clear cause of death they become feral animals that sublimate their previously-ennobled desire for human togetherness into a simple guttural desire to consume human flesh.

The rest of us unrepentant sinners are left conscious among this new sea of soulless flesh, to defend ourselves against their ravenous teeth.

The saved man does not live on bread alone. He also desires communion, and Jesus has left the building.

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago

Is this an actual theological position or did you just make it up

[-] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

What's the difference?

[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

It's not like all humankind suffers and he is a relatable representation of our own suffering. Kind of like Iron Man or other heroes.

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Look, if they did that to Jesus they will do the same or worse to you without batting an eye.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Iron Man had the best last words of the three.

[-] SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

#Jesusdiditfirst

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago

"you think if JFK comes back he wants to see sniper rifles everywhere?"

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago
[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I mean, he got better so it's nbd right?

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago

He forgives us if we come to Him :)

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