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Happy birthday Anon
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this post was submitted on 01 Jan 2025
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If you go to a bar and mention quietly to someone that it's your birthday, you're probably going to meet some people
Shower first for best results.
How quietly should I whisper to these new friends?
"hello there, I'm a little baby today...."