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fake it til you make it
(mander.xyz)
A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.
Rules
This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.
... and you are so unique as to be virtually unemployable. Many jobs these days want you to be siloed and do not want to pay for extra skills. Replaced by a fresh grad who does only one thing but does it well.
Employment Contract, Pay Grade: $134,700.
"I can conjure objects out of thin air"
Materializes a stack of gold bullion bars
"We offer a signing bonus of 20% for extraordinary talent such as yourself"