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[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 103 points 2 days ago

Is that the guy that likes to give blow jobs to dead pigs?

[-] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 day ago

That's probably how he caught werewolf gonorrhea.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

I thought that was former UK Prime Minister David Cameron.

[-] UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

¿Por que no los dos? Maybe they even like to do it together?

[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 14 points 2 days ago

You have to be careful with information like that. It might encourage some greedy little pigboy to become an hero.

this post was submitted on 07 Jan 2025

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