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Woke: That doesn't even make sense, stop being weird

Bespoke: Space Marines can't be feeeeeemale because they're all gay for each other. It's just a giant polycule. they ain't talking about war when they call each other "battle brother".

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[-] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 20 points 3 days ago

I'm pretty sure the canon is that their dicks are all genetically removed by the emperor already, and they also receive a massive dose of medical-grade hormones to undergo a massive physical change. One could argue that all space marine stories are already trans.

[-] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

There's nothing that says they don't have prosthetic technodick replacements that can withstand all the gay sex their flesh couldn't.

[-] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

They're all psychically connected to one another so they are able to psy-fuck but they can only do it with their brothers and their dads. 40k is basically an Adam Friedland joint.

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