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Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla (theonion.com)

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This is one of the best Onion articles ever. Read the whole thing.

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[-] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 11 points 20 hours ago

Well I see you post regularly, and am always grateful for the white-hot memes, shitpost, and factoids! Ty you flying horror. Seriously though squids are gross.

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago

You're welcome and we are not!

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