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Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla (theonion.com)

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This is one of the best Onion articles ever. Read the whole thing.

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[-] FigMcLargeHuge@sh.itjust.works 12 points 19 hours ago

My personal all time favorite is this one: https://theonion.com/general-motors-introduces-new-instant-win-airbags-1819564102/

[-] Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Fuck this one was funny

[-] TIN@feddit.uk 9 points 16 hours ago

https://theonion.com/fuck-everything-were-doing-five-blades-1819584036/

That one, for me, although I also note that 5 blade razors are now a thing...

But you know what happened next? Shut up, I’m telling you what happened—the bastards went to four blades. Now we’re standing around with our cocks in our hands, selling three blades and a strip. Moisture or no, suddenly we’re the chumps. Well, fuck it. We’re going to five blades.

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