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Horsecock wish gone wrong
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this post was submitted on 09 Jan 2025
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So the wish was I want to ride a horsecock?
My neighbour's askin' why I'm limping down the way
And who that fella was who came by yesterday
I quickly turn my face before I start to blush
'Coz frankly there is nothing I can say
In case anyone's ears haven't been blessed by the musical majesty of "No Cock Like Horse Cock".
Truly a piece to rival Mozart and Wagner.
It's so stupidly happy sounding and catchy! I find myself humming the tune when I really, really shouldn't.