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Horsecock wish gone wrong
(lemmy.world)
So the wish was I want to ride a horsecock?
My neighbour's askin' why I'm limping down the way
And who that fella was who came by yesterday
I quickly turn my face before I start to blush
'Coz frankly there is nothing I can say
In case anyone's ears haven't been blessed by the musical majesty of "No Cock Like Horse Cock".
Truly a piece to rival Mozart and Wagner.
It's so stupidly happy sounding and catchy! I find myself humming the tune when I really, really shouldn't.
the plot chickens
The genie saved you from a lifetime of back pain and the potential of a stroke every time you lose your erection.
You've got it backwards: it's when you HAVE an erection that you give it a stroke..
I don't have back pain, but I always have the potential for a stroke when I get an erection
Me riding a giant horse cock after the genie misunderstood my wish.
This is... impressive.
Look at my horse, my horse is amazing. Give it a lick.
Great... i have this one now stuck in my head again.
Comes with the territory
This makes the horse-sized chicken/chicken-sized horses thing more interesting.
The genie made no mistake. He knew exactly what he was doing.
This is more useful anyway.
Damn hard of hearing genies! You think I asked for a tiny, 12 inch pianist?
I don't think this genie misunderstood your request whatsoever...
Maybe the Genie didn’t misunderstand you but instead he’s just an insufferable cunt who fucks up your wish instead just to be a miserable ass?
Or so right.
the giant horse conch weighs over 11 pounds
There is a thick gauge wire in the radio, television and film industry that's commonly referred to as horse cock. I worked a bit in radio and heard one of the techs setting up a booth yell to another bring me that horse cock and did a double take. I learned something that day.
Wow...just...wow.
There's no cock like horse cock
You know, I hear Morrissey rides one of those (CockHorse). Warlock Pinchers. Morrissey rides a cockhorse
I'd like that horse cock
No, there was no misunderstanding (as long as the thing also has a giant duck penis).
Oh man this almost made me pee myself
this post was submitted on 09 Jan 2025
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